Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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