If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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