You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
not ubering you a puppy
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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