I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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