i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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