Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
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You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
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