ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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