Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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