dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It's never too late to be topless.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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