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I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
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I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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