the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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