We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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