why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
The uberlube is also flammable
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
And then my night got REAL pukey
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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