5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
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Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Shame is for Republicans.
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