You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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