chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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