At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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