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Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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