After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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