Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Terrible idea I love it
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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