do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She even gives head with a lisp.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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