I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You were trust falling into bushes
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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