Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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