when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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