i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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