so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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