i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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