Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You are a genius and a whore.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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