you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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