First date: that requires underwear, huh?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
