Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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