so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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