Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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