I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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