Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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