bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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