Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
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there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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