the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
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I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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