Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
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I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
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Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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