I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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