He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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