I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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