The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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