is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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