god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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