AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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