OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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