Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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