He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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