You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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