Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
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It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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