too bad you live with your parents still
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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