do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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