I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Randomize
