Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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